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Welcome to "Cinema Herald". My aim is to bring movie reviews to a somewhat different level. I don't know about you guys but I'm sick and tired of Critics who dissect a movie to bits. Who cares about all that deep stuff, sometimes you just want to know if you'll be entertained or not. Is it worth me spending $10? Now don't get me wrong, sometimes when we watch a movie, it does require us to put on our thinking caps and I'll do that from time to time depending on the film I review but for the most part, I just want to know if I'm going to have a laugh or a cry or even crap my pants - in other words, will it take my mind off the fact that I'm broke and my rent is due for a few hours? Movies are a public service...they are to help us escape for a few hours and forget that we're overworked and under paid.

DVD Vault: Drag Me To Hell (2009)

July 15th 2010 04:33
Category: Horror
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this movie was: WTF!!?? And that's only because I've read such glowing reviews. I guess I was expecting a lot but to be honest, I hated this movie! It started off great and the creepy old gypsy woman gave me hope that for the rest of the film I would be laughing and shaking in my boots. However, with such a good start, it soon ran out of gas halfway into the second act and my popcorn became stale.

The lovely Alison Lohan, plays Christine Brown. She's a sweet little thing with her flowered dresses, blonde hair and innocent demeanor who's determined to be promoted to assistant manager at her bank. But there are two things that stand in her way - her lack of aggressiveness and her competitor Stu who has the aggressiveness that she lacks.

One day when an old gypsy, Sylvia Ganush (Lorna Raver) comes calling, looking to get an extension to her loan so that she doesn't lose her house, Christine decides to show her boss that she has what it takes for the promotion. She turns down the gypsy women, but little did she know that she was picking on the wrong person to prove her self-worth. Raimi did an excellent job with the repulsive factor for Sylvia, she had fungus ridden nails, false teeth, and probably bad breath along with a drool problem, and not to mention gurgling
phlegm that made me nauseous.

Later that evening as she leaves work and walks to her car - in an empty parking garage, where there is coincidentally no one else around, she is confronted by Sylvia in one of the films spookiest and comical scenes. From here it goes down hill. After an all out brawl, Sylvia manages to rip a button off Christine's coat and put a hex on it. For the rest of the film Christine does everything to try and get this "evil spirit" off her back. She tries to make amends, which doesn't work because the crone ends up dying; she tries sacrificing an animal; and then she tries a seance, all to no avail.

The audience is riddled with CGI scare tactics and in your face moments, so much so that it becomes less scary and more "meh". It's sad that Christine's only hope is in the advice of a fortune teller, Rham Jas (Dileep Rao) who's suggestions are hardly worth anything as nothing seems to work but for the low price of $10,000 he just might be able to get someone to help Christine get rid of the Lamia demon or she will
continue to be tormented for three days before the demon drags her to hell to be tormented for eternity - which when you think about it makes no sense - three days of torment is a prerequisite for an eternity of torment in hell.

I've become so familiar with the Lamia jumping or popping out of nowhere and making appearances at the most inconvenient times that it just became boring and the overuse of CGI made it all less creepy and more of an extravaganza. There were a few funny scenes and cringe-worthy moments like, my favorite, bug up the nose. And the funny thing is - call it irony or something like it but we never know if Rham's last suggestion for Christine appeasing the Lamia would have actually worked had Christine and Clay not accidentally switched the gift that would have supposedly rid herself of the demon.

I've only recently developed an appreciation for the horror genre now that I'm mature enough to handle them, so I'm not really familiar with Sam Raimi's previous work. I'm learning things more or less as I go along but when I see a horror film I expect the thrills and chills to far outway anything else and with this film that just didn't happen.


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Comment by ShaunK

July 15th 2010 09:39
Hey Deni - I really liked this one actually, sure it's a hack work to a degree (notice how the sound mixing gets boosted up every time your meant to get a fright) but I had such fun with it.

check out my review for Sam Raimi's first film Evil Dead (all three links are on the title of the films I'm mentioning)

I've actually done a lot of reviews for horror films recently check out my reviews in particularly for Kwadian - very important influential old horror film and Martyrs - a real horror film!

Comment by Deni

July 15th 2010 10:05
Hey Shaun, thanks.

For me, the momentum of fear just went down the drain. I guess when I see a horror movie, I expect one. This was just "blah".

I'll check out your blog.

Cheers,
Deni

Comment by Deni

July 17th 2010 01:51
JD

I read your review and I guess we were watching this movie with different glasses I honestly can't relate this film with what you wrote. The "camp" wasn't even fun.

After that first scene in the parking lot, it went downhill in a hand-basket.

Oh well.

Cheers,
Deni





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